Vampires Suck: A Romantic Misadventure
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I can't say it out loud or I'll be stoned. Literally. On live TV. I know I'm the only girl in Metropia that feels this way, but Vampires literally suck. I'm doing everything I can to stay away from any bump in the night creatures, but somehow I can't escape him. Now I just need to get out of this mess before I'm brainwashed by his stupid face and stupid grin and stupid...well, you get the picture.
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