Vacuum
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Complete Thu, Jan 8, 2015<5 mins
This is a dirty fan fic. If you are easily offended, squeamish, or extremely sensitive of sexual nature (especially with vacuums) then don't read this, please.
For immature mature audiences only!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED SO, DON'T ACT LIKE WE DIDN'T WARN YOU BECAUSE WE DID.
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