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Harry Potter Crack | First Book!

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Just pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original

Originals :
Sirius Black Jokes
Pansy's confession
Harry Lost His Geek
Harry's computer cannot be hacked(partly original)
Hermione the angry witch pt 1,2
in denial harry pt 3
what harry is afraid ofAll Rights Reserved

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For a life in prison by Zana_Zoola14

These are one-shots of where Barry Allen goes into prison because of his life as Sebastian Smythe - or otherwise. This one-shot is longer then what I thought was acceptable for my other one-shot book, so I made it a new one. That is what started this book and it has slowly grown. Barry Allen's past as Sebastian Smythe has finally caught up with him. The Ohio police got him. Join him as he is sent to prison. Will everything turn out ok? What happens to the Scarlet Speedster as he finds himself a prisoner in Iron Heights? This contains soft moments, sad moment and all other moments. This is bound to have a go at cheering you up. Although does prison have to be within bars of steel and glass of hel?

Three day's with doctor Will Solace by Persassy_jackson123

Three days in the hospital wing with Will Solace, Head medic of Apollo cabin. What could go wrong? a lot of things

My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

I'll be good by freedominthewind

Thanks for 322 reads guys I'm thinking of doing another update but I'm not sure let me know what you think! What happens when Regulus turns up on the potters doorstep in the dead of night with a bag filled with nothing but his beloved books nearly a year after his brother Sirius had run away from home never to return again. Did James imagine how vulnerable Regulus looked when he first opened the door? Regulus would not let this destroy him, he would rebuild and maybe someday let someone love him. He was putting all his faith in his brother and the people his brother considered to be his family. Hopefully this would be his saving grace, maybe this would be his chance to start again. I made James 18 in this so he is 18 in seventh year and regulus is 17 in 6th year, all the rest of the marauders are also 18 in this I have decided that they start at Hogwarts when they are 12 instead of 11, you will understand later on in the story. Peter is also not in my story as he is a traitor that deserved a most horrible death. Feedback will be gladly appreciated. *Trigger warning, there may be some talk about suicide, depression, abuse and such.* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not own any of the characters within this story nor do I own the world of Harry Potter they all belong to J.K Rowling (I don't in anyway condone or agree with any of slurs that have come from J.K Rowling) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Start date - 9/10/2021 Finish date - 21/10/2021

Ang mutya ng section e by maryloise202

fan made only inspired by ate lara<3

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

Marauders Era Fanfictions by The_Drowned_Star

Here is a collection of Marauders Era fanfiction with a variety of ships like Jegulus, wolfstar, dorlene, Marylily, rose killer, whatever Sirius and Barty are and Jilly along with platonic versions of those. Along with added Nobleflower and Quill Killer Thank you for reading 🩷 Love you all..!!! (Some sexaual content and some mentions or references of suicide/death/murder plus underage drinking?-)

3 Stepbrothers by Animallover55

PUBLISHED ON AMAZON --GET PHYSICAL COPY OR EBOOK ALSO AVAILABLE ON BARNES & NOBLE www.sofiaqholand.com Merchandise also available Tori lived with her dad and little sister. She never expected to have a stepmother, much less a stepbrother. But whats worse is not only one stepbrother, not two either. No three stepbrothers. But it gets worse, the three boys just happen to be the three triplet sport stars of the school. The same three boys that have gone out with nearly all those girls that wear short short skirts. The same three boys that are known as 'The Parris Sport Brothers.' What happens when the four are mixed together and agree not to tell anyone that there brothers? What happens when the four are forced to get to know each other? What happens when they have to learn to live with each other? After all its just one year right. All of them heading to college next year. Just one year right? One hectic year of broken hearts, sibling feuds and bonding, of out of nowhere events. Read the book to find out what happens to Tori. Started 2013 Completed 2017 Published 2020

Loving Him (Pietro x Male!Reader) by HusbandOfAMaximoff

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How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

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For a life in prison

These are one-shots of where Barry Allen goes into prison because of his life as Sebastian Smythe - or otherwise. This one-shot is longer then what I thought was acceptable for my other one-shot book, so I made it a new one. That is what started this book and it has slowly grown. Barry Allen's past as Sebastian Smythe has finally caught up with him. The Ohio police got him. Join him as he is sent to prison. Will everything turn out ok? What happens to the Scarlet Speedster as he finds himself a prisoner in Iron Heights? This contains soft moments, sad moment and all other moments. This is bound to have a go at cheering you up. Although does prison have to be within bars of steel and glass of hel?