Harry Potter Crack | First Book!
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Terminé dim., mars 6, 20227m
Just pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original
Originals :
Sirius Black Jokes
Pansy's confession
Harry Lost His Geek
Harry's computer cannot be hacked(partly original)
Hermione the angry witch pt 1,2
in denial harry pt 3
what harry is afraid of
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