Love, Peas & Other Choking Hazards
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Ongoing, First published Jan 08, 2015
Noah Peters. 19. Handsome as all sin. Beautiful brown eyes. Hair so thick, you just want to run your fingers through it. Forearms that melt my brain. Smells ridiculously good. Funny. Sarcastic. Kind. Celebrity.

Oh! And I think I'm falling in love with him.   
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Lena Dumont doesn't know her ass from her elbow. 

She's barely passing chemistry as it is and she knows that she doesn't have the time to date. But what the heart wants, the heart gets. And soon enough, Lena finds herself developing feelings for a certain celebrity friend of hers. A Noah Peters to be exact. 

Can this awkward caterpillar transform into a beautiful butterfly? Will Lena be able to cope with a celebrity love life? Is this book actually any good?

Read on to find out!
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