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The Wallet

richardglenlett

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Parts 84
Time 5h 5m

richardglenlett

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The Wallet is the autobiography of Canadian stand-up comedian and slam poet Richard Glen Lett. Inspired by the circumstances when Richard lost his wallet, and had it returned, through Facebook. The story is told through a series of Facebook statues updates or "statusodes".All Rights Reserved

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