Life, Love, And A Bucket of Fried Chicken

LaQueefa Jacksin is just a young African American woman in the prime of her reproductive life.. the only problem is, she doesn't have a man worthy enough of her. In a city full of boys, a decent nigga was harder to find than the perfect combination of tenderness and crispiness on the perfect piece of fried chicken. Now this once strong, independent black woman has brake through the chains of fear the keep her heart bounded by her fat-clogged arteries, and no one, not even the law, can stop her from find her man. Her real nigga.

Had enough of the stereotypes yet? I certainly hope not, cause there's a lot more where that came from. Please don't get offended, cause it's not racist if it's funny!

..But in all seriousness, although this is a really funny piece, it is also a truly graphic and most like offensive to a lot. Hopefully you can understand the views are not my own, and just add in to make a great, humorous story. Life is too short to take everything seriously. And please don't sue me - I have no money for you to take anyway.