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The Absolute, WORST Valentine's Day to EVER exist

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Started 2/14/22 
Ended: 7/24/22

This is a TNT Duo fanfic I made on A03 posted on my shared account called  Disc_kid_and_slime_boy under my pseuds Basically_Charlie_Slimecicle :> follow my main A03 account called I_Hate_Ross

Summary:  Quackity Hates Valentines Day, He hated the memories being triggered because of it.
This Valentine's day however he expected to be alone drinking his life away when a certain someone broke into Las Nevadas and made a proposal.

Now he has to deal with being anything BUT alone. Talk about the absolute, WORST Valentine's Day to EVER exist.All Rights Reserved

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Silver Tongues and Golden Scars (WILBUR x QUACKITY / TNT DUO) by ermaflerm

"Quackity?" I spin around, tackling him and tumbling roughly into the wall behind us. I pin his wrist down, tears dropping onto his soon-to-be crimson shirt. I can almost see the blood seeping out of the wounds I intend to slice into his skin. His pupils dilate as he clutches the dagger's hilt before it meets the vulnerable flesh of his neck. "Quackity drop the fucking knife," Wilbur hisses, gritting his teeth. My eyes widen as my grip loosens on the blade and his wrist, the knife clattering out of my grasp as I stare at him. I dip down, sensing the tension hovering between us, feeling his heart hammer against his ribcage. From where sit straddling his waist, I see his face soften at the sight of my dishevelment. "What are you so afraid of?" he whispers gently. * * * Synopsis: Behind closed doors, a casino isn't all glittering lights and card games. It's made of traitors and cheaters... Quackity has always stood in other's shadows, cast out from countries, betrayed by those whom he loved, and laughed at by those whom he thought he could trust. The moment he creates an empire of his own, however, suddenly everyone wants a piece of their own, and it seems as if they'll stop at nothing for a taste of power. On the night of Las Nevadas' grand opening, a traitor threatens to tear down everything Quackity has built, and it seems as if the only one whom he can trust is a man who has an interesting relationship with matches and TNT. Cover art is mine! CW/TW: language, smut, blood/gore, weapons, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, abusive/ toxic relationships, substance abuse, anxiety attacks, sexual assault, assault, character death, vomiting/ nausea, etc. Viewer discretion advised.

-❝𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.❞ 𝙏𝙉𝙏𝙙𝙪𝙤 by tungstrn

𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙎𝙈𝙋 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙀 Quackity was now left alone. His love life was crumbling before his eyes, the only person- No, the only 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 he called a friend was dead, and his friends had all left him. He had no one, and he needed no one. Well, not necessarily no one. His rival, Wilbur, hadn't left. But he was a rival.. right-? -❝𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.❞ 𝙏𝙉𝙏𝙙𝙪𝙤 fluff + angst with a sad ending 12 chapters + two additional chapters !! shipping their character personas, not the real people portraying the characters. !! !! BY THE WAY !! this was written before the burger van fic wilbur wrote, so some things here arent relevant to it. ex, ranboo died from sam, and other things like that cover art creds - lazulirony on tumblr (i think! im not sure, please let me know if im wrong!) trigger warnings will be added to the beginning of each chapter started - 12/26/2021 ended - 3/12/2022 #604 in dsmp (WHOO LETS GOO)

Enough || Quackbur by Tullium

So many heartbreaks. How many heartbreaks can one man take? It hadn't been many, but Quackity lost count quickly. Could he have another chance at love? But with who? After so many years of feeling dead, inside, and outside, he forgot how it felt to be truly happy. To be alive. To love. He completely forgot, after decades of limbo, he forgot how to truly live. Perhaps someone out there could make him feel himself again. All of this is written in a timeline that is close to the canon timeline that we are shown, but it is not exactly the same as you will read later on. This is all characters, even if Quackity's real name is used a few times, this is NOT shipping the CC's. No smut (SURPRISING FOR MY USUAL READERS!), just fluff, and angst. After uploading all of this from my notebook, I now realize how short this story really was and that the chapters are below 1,000 words, which is different for me considering I'm a pretty detailed writer... regardless, this one is for all of the readers who like shorter stories with a smaller amount of parts!

~Try to Detect My Love: Unmasked (Quackbur)~ by TheSassyDuckk

Wilbur is enjoying a normal walk home when he notices something following him. Or someone. Little does he know, whatever he's about to do was about to change his life forever. - - TW: blood, gore, kidnapping, and mention of being drugged, alcohol, guns, abuse, and character death CW: Swearing, Yelling, Panic Attacks, starving, fighting, and Quackity and Wilbur my beloveds **This is based off of the !c not the !cc's** - #14 in angst (6/27/23) #6 in quackbur (6/27/23) - This is my first fan fiction so it won't the best, but I love writing so I'll try! Cover drawn by me! - - TTDML (name shortened) (story originally base in 2021, the years pass as the story goes on) (Began on 9/23/21) (Completed on 12/27/21) (31 chapters; includes epilogue)

You Were Never Meant to be a Hero (Quackbur Superhero AU) by FlameDraco360

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

in which obsession overcomes irony by bearsnake_

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𝔐𝔶 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢~ [Quackbur] by _Mushy_Shroom_

~"Care to dance?" The deep voice said behind Alex. He spun around to see a very tall and lanky man, with dark chocolate brown hair. He had circular glasses and deep red eyes. "Yes... But who are you?" Alex replied, looking the man up and down skeptically. He realized with a hint of dread that the man also had a crown on his head. It was silver with blood red rubies. "Prince Wilbur, of Sanguis ("Blood", in Latin) Kingdom." The prince intruded himself, with an amused smirk. Alex couldn't help but shiver at his cold gaze...~ This is a Royalty AU about the TNTDUO! Alex Quackity, is a prince. He is the prince of 'Las Nevadas'. Wilbur Soot, is the prince of 'Sanguis Kingdom' (That means Blood Kingdom in Latin!) And sorry if this seems weird, but Wilbur IS a vampire. I thought it would be cool. I'll try my best to not make it super cringey. <3 This is one of my first Fanfics, so please don't come at me- if there are any mistakes with the spelling or grammar or anything, please let me know and I'll fix it. <3 I also have some OG characters made by me, like Quackity's main guard, or his parents. RULES: NO, -Roleplaying in the comments (Sorry) -Being disrespectful -Sexualizing the younger characters. (THIS IS BASED OFF OF THEIR DSMP c! CHARACTERS! NOT THE IRL STREAMERS!) (ALSO, NO SMUT, BUT THERE IS KISSING AND MENTION OF SMUT! It makes me uncomfortable, sorry.) TW: -Gore -Lots of swearing -Boy x Boy (in case you are uncomfortable with that) - Kissing - Talk of Smut -Talk of death -Dead bodies -Death -Angst. (LOTS OF IT, Sorry not sorry <3) - Vomiting. (In case you have a phobia for it, most of these things are skippable. With a summery so you still know what happened without getting uncomfortable ) If there are anymore, lmk! Enjoy, Darlings! 6/23/2023 - Ranked as #1 in Quackbur

Don't Know How to Feel. by Simplevanquish

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Blood and Guts | TNTduo/Quackbur by 0HelloSaturn0

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