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Ivy Vines Aren't Actually Parasitic

Amelia_Dreemurr

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Amelia_Dreemurr

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dreamsmp dsmp philza philzaminecraft ranboo sbi sleepybois sleepyboisinc sleepyboisincorporated technoblade theseus tommyinnit tubbo wilbursoot

The villain always leaves a sign that he was there, like the cocky bastard he was. A single leaf. The Angel of Death had it tested in the lab, and it was an ivy leaf, funnily enough. It was up to him as a father and a hero to figure the clues out and find this villain, because the higher ups sure as hell weren't.

With this new workload, he decides to find an unpaid intern, unpaid because he wanted the intern to be trial and error, hiring someone and if they made the cut, would start getting paid. Instead, he got a teen still in high school who wouldn't be able to become a full-time assistant anytime soon. But he and his team, his family, all took a liking to him and decided on him, so that's who they got filling out their reports, fetching things to eat and drink for them, and sitting in their four person apartment's lounge arguing with one of them at all times.

Meanwhile, a vigilante runs amok in an already crime filled district, same place the villain was targeting lately. And the SBI begins to wonder if there's some kind of connection between the two, vying to capture both.

Inspired by i'll put down my roots when i'm dead by nicholenarrates.
Inspired by No Cause for Concern by hedgehoggeryyy.
Inspired by This Is Not An Act Of Spite by Alex_Wants_To_Die, Ella (ellabellachicketychella).

Hello! I needed to join in on this. Because I love the SBI with my life.

I will be adding tags when they are valid and exist in the story, because sitting here adding every member of the DSMP and then some is a nightmare. Please let me know if there are typos.

But I still haven't decided on if there'll be an MCD, so be patient with me!

TW // mentions of shit parents, graphic depictions of violenceAll Rights Reserved

dreamsmp dsmp philza philzaminecraft ranboo sbi sleepybois sleepyboisinc sleepyboisincorporated technoblade theseus tommyinnit tubbo wilbursoot

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I go La La, Lalalala La! (Tommyinnit Au) by Flareongirl360

(I guess?? Basically if Tommy never betrayed Technoblade. Basically inspired by a lot of stories similar to this. Anyway here's the actual description below ⬇️) Exile. One of the worst things that happened to Tommy and believe me, loads of bad things has happened to him. But being stuck in a single place, far away from his friends and family and with a blob that has taken two of his canon lives and who may have plans of his own, has to be up there in Tommy's list of Worse Things that Has Happened to Me. So he ran away. Whether he snuck into Technoblade's house was intentional or not is honestly up in the air to debate. But when it came to it, Tommy had two choices. To stay with his supposed elder brother who is not dead or go back to the people who turned their backs on him. He picked the first choice. Now Tommy has to live with the fact that he and Tubbo may not be able to repair their friendship and that the country that he helped build is basically f*cked! But that is not the end of the story. I'm not about to spoil the entire plot in one description. Read to find what happens! (Yes I'm doing one of these fics. Sue me or whatever but they seem fun to write so ya know!)

Serenity's Garden//Dsmp by CinnamonMocha_

After a war that has gone for centuries, King Philza of Zariya decides to invite his enemy kingdom to sign a peace treaty. But it would only make sense if that King brought his own son to see Zariya. Beautiful friendship blossoms between Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo as they conspire in secret. They don't know exactly what happened that night, but they know for sure there was foul play. King Philza and his eldest son, Wilbur, immediately jump to conclusions and accuse the Kingdom of Fremoor for committing theft of a sacred artifact. Now, it's a race against time. The three princes must find the courage and bravery to do the impossible to save their home and possibly, all of humanity. Wilbur is only months away from being crowned king... but is that what he truly wants? Tommy is the youngest of the family. Always looked down upon. If only there was something he could do to show everyone that he deserves as much praise as his family. Tubbo, the charismatic fellow who sometimes feels like his role of middle child is a little to literal. He dreams of greater things. Sure, being a prince and living in comfort was amazing. But he wanted to see the world beyond just fancy balls and elegant clothing. ///// This is a royal AU Sbi/Benchtrio centered fic. !!!THIS WILL BE TAKEN DOWN AND/OR EDITED IF ANY BOUNDARIES ARE CROSSED!!! This is not a shipping fic. The only romance this is slightly hinted at is Karlnapity Captain Puffy X Niki Skephalo Wilbur x Sally Although these are not huge plot points that effect the story, I just thought this would be something cute to add <3 STARTED: LATE NOV 2021 FINISHED: 2/1/22 !!!CURRENTLY WORKING ON A SEQUEL!!! Expected release date: Mid-May 2022

The Sleepy One (Sbi royal au) by seltelm

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Behavioural Tutor by TheGreatestChip

Tommy was known as the school's 'Bad Boy', the 'Troubled Kid', the 'Problem Child' and in extreme cases, the 'Psycho', all because he was different. No one understands him, until one day when he gets a Behavioural Tutor and a Therapist. He's had them before, but these people seem different. They're willing to listen to him, to learn about him, but in doing so, realise something is off about Tommy. Is he just a cool kid with an attitude, like Techno? Or is there a secret Tommy's tried so hard to hide. One that would explain his behaviour and frequent injuries. One that would make Tommy a victim and not a culprit. So... this got derailed so uhm... it's now a gang book! I have no idea why people like this monstrosity but wooooooo angst! Im not really going to go into too much details with TWs, (I don't want to spoil the plot) so read at your own risk. I'm really sorry! But as for the ones that I know of: SH panic attacks Weapon use Weapon description Death Swearing (Pls tell me if there are more I should include) This is a lot like Flower_Blooms's book called Behaviour so please go and read theirs as well :] Cover by kait kait on twitter. (Yes, I'm English so we put the month after the day) 1 on tommyinnit --> 11/10/21 1 on behaviour --> 8/10/21 1 on tommy --> 14/10/21 2 on tubbo --> 14/10/21 3 on angst --> 17/10/21 50on philzaminecraft -> 3/12/21 69 on sleepyboisinc -> 10/11/21 1 on sbi --> 14/11/21 2 on angst --> 18/11/21 3 on wilbursoot --> 26/11/21 1 on sleepybois --> 27/11/21 200 in fanfiction --> 29/11/21 43 on technoblade --> 3/12/21 4 on ranboo--> 6/12/21 12 on tutor --> 25/12/21 1 on tommy - -> 4/07/22

Divergent Paths || Dream SMP Band AU by ENCHILDADA

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Apples of the Earth by Iexist_congrats

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