Ivy Vines Aren't Actually Parasitic
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Ongoing, First published Feb 16, 2022
Mature
The villain always leaves a sign that he was there, like the cocky bastard he was. A single leaf. The Angel of Death had it tested in the lab, and it was an ivy leaf, funnily enough. It was up to him as a father and a hero to figure the clues out and find this villain, because the higher ups sure as hell weren't.

With this new workload, he decides to find an unpaid intern, unpaid because he wanted the intern to be trial and error, hiring someone and if they made the cut, would start getting paid. Instead, he got a teen still in high school who wouldn't be able to become a full-time assistant anytime soon. But he and his team, his family, all took a liking to him and decided on him, so that's who they got filling out their reports, fetching things to eat and drink for them, and sitting in their four person apartment's lounge arguing with one of them at all times.

Meanwhile, a vigilante runs amok in an already crime filled district, same place the villain was targeting lately. And the SBI begins to wonder if there's some kind of connection between the two, vying to capture both.

Inspired by i'll put down my roots when i'm dead by nicholenarrates.
Inspired by No Cause for Concern by hedgehoggeryyy.
Inspired by This Is Not An Act Of Spite by Alex_Wants_To_Die, Ella (ellabellachicketychella).

Hello! I needed to join in on this. Because I love the SBI with my life.

I will be adding tags when they are valid and exist in the story, because sitting here adding every member of the DSMP and then some is a nightmare. Please let me know if there are typos.

But I still haven't decided on if there'll be an MCD, so be patient with me!

TW // mentions of shit parents, graphic depictions of violence
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