Fixing NSFW Tropes (suggestions open)

I'm tired of going about and finding very poorly written NSFW prompts-

Either the scenarios, in general, are too wildly out there (like not leaving when you find someone... assisting themselves)

Or things I can just... tell have been written by people who don't have IRL experience with reproduction or general adult fun-time between any gender (You don't smooch the south hole without them washing it first- unless you're disgusting, I'm sorry.)

No shade to authors who write stuff like that though! Its not their fault for not knowing things or just being young and full of hormones- or full of hormones in general.

But anyway! Here's your place to send and read tropes for me to fix/I've fixed! Just comment the prompt or trope (or link me the fic if that's easier)

Please know that I'm not doing anything morally wrong (Children/Incest/Abuse/Pee/Poo/Necro)
You may suggest characters but there's a chance I might not know who they are and just use characters I know/like instead.