what do babies eat?
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Complete, First published Feb 18, 2022
"Hey, Bill," Ted's voice rang out, "I totally just had a thought: What do babies even eat?" Bill turned to see Ted holding up a jar of green sludge, reading the label. "'cause if this is it, dude, then babies have it rough."

"Ted, they're babies," Bill replied. "Babies don't care what they eat. That's why you gotta put locks on the laundry soap or they'll drink it."
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