Ode to my Catholic High School & Other Tragedies
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  • Parts 4
  • Time 19m
Ongoing, First published Jan 08, 2015
Dear Friend,
Urban Dictionary defines a Catholic High School as: "Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty @#$%*&#s for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your @#$ for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 @#$%ers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class."

Delving into the life of a Catholic schooled teenage girl, this urban myth with be either debunked or proven tragically true. Trust me, this is something you won't want to miss.

Truly yours,
xoxo
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