Itching

Welcome to my secret corner of the internet where I rarely and reluctantly peruse musings of varying degrees of plagiarized and insulting. Regurgitated ostentations by people who see themselves as wise, odd, clever, insightful, creative, and ultimately worthy of creating suggestions of imagination for others.

May I present to you my version of that. A painfully amateurish and didactic collection of pointless and meandering pseudo-intellectual filth disguised as my best attempt to satirize (and ironically participate in) an effort I see as (ironically) beneath me.

Hopefully you don't consider your time too precious to wallow with me. If you're serious about writing as an art form this is probably not the place for you, and in fact I might not want you here. If you bring this up at book club you're never going to get another slice of homemade pumpkin spice avocado toast again.

Just kidding of course you can have a slice.