Companies as roommates

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Disney, Dreamworks, Marvel, and DC, were people? Well, now y know, and they're roommates (*gasps* t h e y w e r e r o o m a t e s) Disney is the old man (well, they're not really a man...) who could litteraly give less of a shit about anyone else in the household but if they accidentally prick their finger "oMg Im dYiNg SoMeOnE hElP iM oLd i ThInK i NeEd tO lIe DoWn UUGGHH!¡!" Marvel is the only responsible one, basically they get all the chores done as well as everyone else's. DC just hides in their room all day only coming out to be the depressed person they are. Dreamworks just sleeps all day, doesn't do their chores, just sleeps. (Funny thing is, they don't even deserve it.)