Greetings and Salutations ~ Heathers
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Last published Mon, Mar 7, 2022
"You're planning your future, Veronica Sawyer. You'll go to some college and marry a lawyer."
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No more Heathers. High schools ended. Worst of all, no more JD. He killed. He hurt her. She shouldn't have cared this much after his death, yet she does. After the funeral, after graduation, she packs her things and heads to Harvard. As her grades drop and she continues to work sucky job someone unexpected walks through the front door, "Greetings and Salutations."
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I swear, I wasn't on crack when I wrote this.
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