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South Park
(if possible, i'd be eternally grateful if you could read this with a bri'ish accent, thanks fam) umm so basically i'm here writing absolute shite because i can. this one here is cartman x toilet, and i know that sounds stupid, but that's the point. he's a bitch so... also go read my sisters ( @ayeshaswhore ) gerald x randy story. the first chapter is fire. 🔥🔥🔥 EDIT: MY SISTERS ACCOUNT WAS DELETED. WE DONT KNOW WHY BUT ITS GONE SO SHE NOW HAS A NEW ACCOUNT ( @dystychiiphobiia ) GO READ HER BOOK PLEASE. SHE ALREADY HAS CHAPTER ONE PUBLISHED. (((THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATIRE. MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT IS SATIRE IF YOU WEREN'T SURE.)))
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