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Reads 32
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Parts 3
Time 6m

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anyway byebitches cartman cartmanxtoilet ericcartman ericxtoilet forgotthetagswerealphabetical iamashamed oops satire seriously shipping southpark

(if possible, i'd be eternally grateful if you could read this with a bri'ish accent, thanks fam)

umm so basically i'm here writing absolute shite because i can. this one here is cartman x toilet, and i know that sounds stupid, but that's the point. he's a bitch so...

also go read my sisters ( @ayeshaswhore ) gerald x randy story. the first chapter is fire. 🔥🔥🔥

EDIT: MY SISTERS ACCOUNT WAS DELETED. WE DONT KNOW WHY BUT ITS GONE SO SHE NOW HAS A NEW ACCOUNT ( @dystychiiphobiia ) GO READ HER BOOK PLEASE. SHE ALREADY HAS CHAPTER ONE PUBLISHED.

(((THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATIRE. MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT IS SATIRE IF YOU WEREN'T SURE.)))All Rights Reserved

anyway byebitches cartman cartmanxtoilet ericcartman ericxtoilet forgotthetagswerealphabetical iamashamed oops satire seriously shipping southpark

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