Y/N the Vampire Slayer

A Teen Vampire Story
by Archie's Abs
There's a daring new boy in Riverdale and he has everybody talking. Stunningly Beautiful and devastating, all the girls want him. However, Archie's Abs has a secret - he's a hetero vampire.
Y/N is a Kwirky, Kwirky girl who is not like the other girls and enjoys falling down the stairs. She becomes fascinated by Archie's Abs who can stop dick with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
Her best friend, Kevin Hetero, helps Y/N begin to piece together the puzzle.

BUT!!! y/n's mommy is a queen. reggie whatshisname (y/n's ex) is also looking to get with y/n!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT Y/N's mommy is armed with thigh high crocs, fight songs and a fiesty atttude. she is a #girlboss and is #girlbossing her way through life uwu

three besties, doctor gerald, brad and the bus driver, who live together and had a happy day where they all wore white and became BESTIES by law are there topo/. REOWW!

also, veronica is trying to get inbetween archie's abs and y/n, but even veronica's attemps to win the kwirky off and steal archie's abs cannot separate the two star crossed lovers.
COME WITH US ON THIS JOURNEY OF HEARTBREAK, KWIRKINESS, FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS, THIGH HIGH CROCS, SIT STILL LOOK PRETTY, BESTIES, HOUSES, DOORMATS, GYMS, BIG BIRD AND SOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE

uwu
lmao have fun