Bloody silmarils, book I
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In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed... A comedy and a parody of the Silmarillion with a lot of characters and chapters. (cover by Atarinkë)
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Three ex-husbands and a marriage
I'm starting to think that I am cursed. Let me tell you, if this is not cursed, I'm not sure what is? Husband number 1 ran away with his maid on my wedding night. Husband number 2 recovered from his sickness after I married in but the whole family packed up and left me the following day. At least they left a letter of divorce... Husband number 3...slag man! Now I am a thrice divorcée...isn't that a curse? Oh, another thing ...I'm sure I'm cursed because I transmigrated into a cannon fodder villainess of a dog blood webnovel.Kumpleto
The Villainess is Weird (English Version) - Completed
Alexandria was just a regular high school student-until she woke up in the body of the villainess from the internet novel her best friend had written. A villainess doomed to die at the tender age of sixteen, no matter who the heroine ends up with. Now trapped in a world of extravagant gowns, scheming nobles, and an overcomplicated plot, Alexandria has only one goal: to survive. Her plan? Avoid the novel's characters at all costs and rewrite her fate into a peaceful, uneventful life-even if it means flipping the story upside down. But fate seems to have other plans. From coincidental meetings with key characters to unraveling secrets she was never meant to know, Alexandria's carefully laid plans start crumbling faster than a dry biscuit in soup. Will she manage to dodge the death flags looming over her, or is destiny determined to keep her story on track?Kumpleto
Qhoenix
To commemorate the release of Christopher Paolini's new novel, I am posting my parody of his book Eragon. Originally written in 2009, Qhoenix tells the story of a young boy with a dream bigger than his ability to adequately express it. Read along as he befriends a Phoenix, goes to a magical school, and re-lives the events of Star Wars, only in a fantasy setting. Follow along as he takes a quick detour through Turkey City to learn their lexicon, and meets all manner of interesting stock characters. In the words of Qhoenix, the main character, "Wow!"Kumpleto
La Fleur Demain
This takes place somewhere in Europe. After France declare war against the Great Britain, they've lost and their economy had decreased its own value. Now the peasants are starving to death while the nobles enjoy their life as a freeman with no troubles with expenses. But there's this one man who will turn the world upside down, his is name is Gaban.Kumpleto
Gwyndolin's crush
Gwyndolin has been crushing hard on a specific knight as of recent. And after a particularly boring speech from his father, he's been wondering if he should act on these feelings. (Major canon divergence and M\M)
Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor
Hobbit parties! Prankster Elves! A flying goat! Youtube! Romance! (sorta) Bad haircuts! Earthquakes! First dates! The Force!Kumpleto
The Villainess Became The Male Lead's Secretary
Picture this: I suddenly find myself in a medieval fantasy world, like the ones I used to gobble up in books. But here's the comical conundrum: I've got no clue which exact story realm I've landed in. Well, you see, I have a habit of ditching books faster than a rabbit on roller skates if they don't captivate me. So now, I'm stuck navigating this new world armed with nothing but recycled plotlines, overused clichés, and predictable story arcs. It's like I'm playing a game with rules as simple as connecting the dots, but with my luck, it'll probably end up being more like connecting the dots during an earthquake! Who knows what kind of hilariously bizarre situations I'll find myself in? Original Story.Kumpleto
To Marry a Dragon
||WATTY 2021 SHORTLIST|| Ex-Princess-Bride wants to marry her beloved Dragon, but when a curse threatens their happily ever after, they are left racing against time to break the spell before it breaks their hearts. *** Elvira, a princess who gave up her rights to the crown to go on adventures and do good, falls in love with a dragon knight Ferrante. Alas, copious amounts of lightning bolts threaten to keep Elvira and Ferrante apart forever, to protect the rights of her long-forgotten, dead-beat betrothed. Who knew that magic-sealed marriage contracts don't have an expiration date when the royals are involved? With romance on the line, Elvira immediately sets out in search of her betrothed to wed him, bed him and be done with him. It would have been simple, except her runaway prince had since become a highway robber and nobody knows where he might be hiding. Ferrante, infuriated with Elvira's quest to save their nuptials, takes on the ancient Arcane Guild to annul the contract. More brawn than brains, the fine print is not his forte, and the dangers of sparring with nimble minds are far greater than he had seen in his nightmares. Meanwhile, a sinister puppet-master also has designs on Elvira... So, the race to the altar is on! Age range I think is NA to adult, but it's smut-free. If you see this book on any other site, they'd stolen it. If they're charging you for it, this is the best and free version. Please read it on W-A-T-T-pad. First Published: April 29, 2020Kumpleto
Our Romantic Misadventures
Story made for fun. Cover is just a placeholder, since I suck with picking cover.![cнιcнarong ғlower [ ɴejιтeɴ ғαɴғιcтιoɴ ] ✔](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/190935319-256-k662329.jpg)
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[ Completed ] An epic love story can begin anywhere... even with dead pigs, burning huts, and stolen kisses. ____ If you love to read parodies, this is the book for you. Hop on for the real journey. Chapters are short and funny, won't take much of your time. Just some 500 words each chapter.Kumpleto
I'm starting to think that I am cursed. Let me tell you, if this is not cursed, I'm not sure what is? Husband number 1 ran away with his maid on my wedding night. Husband number 2 recovered from his sickness after I married in but the whole family packed up and left me the following day. At least they left a letter of divorce... Husband number 3...slag man! Now I am a thrice divorcée...isn't that a curse? Oh, another thing ...I'm sure I'm cursed because I transmigrated into a cannon fodder villainess of a dog blood webnovel.
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