That Which Cannot Be Explained

For not that very long of a time, Michael of the Manor was seeking for an opportunity of a lifetime. And just when that opportunity seemed to be opportune, all that is and was now is not and was not. The Land that this young fellow thought to be of no spectacle to spectate, soon shifts and twists into a tale never untold ever again.
Whether it is feasting in the halls of the Intoxicated Village, sailing across the deserts on the Gliding Wagons, or throwing slurs at an irritated canyon that talks back with sass, nothing can compare to a tasty bite of flour moons, lightly salted! In the ever so changing life of Michael of the Manor, all that once was so simple, shall become...that which cannot be explained.