Similarity does attract, after all

People says that opposites attracts, but did similarity always repels each other?
"Ufufu, I understand you better than you yourself"
"Enough of your lies, Doflamingo, even i myself don't know what am i thinking at times so how could you?"
"How do you know i couldn't? As i said, we're similar, after all, you're also-"
"Shut up"
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"........What are you doing to my laptop"
"...So this thing called a laptop?"
"!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, IT WON'T OPEN???"
"Its burning up so i pour some water "
"YOU WHAT???"
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"Lend me your feather coat later"
"? "
".......? My hugging pillow is in laundry so i wanna use it for tonight?"
"Ufufu you can use me instead"
"...No thank you, the coat alone would help."

Characters belongs to Eiichiro Oda and ooc belongs to me
Fluff, fluff, and fluff (As a fluff writer, I dont think i'll write angst but who knows when i suddenly wanna do it)
*Writes very slowly as school is being unhumanely