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Schmarfology: Creating a Better You

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A self-help book by English schmarfologist and schmarfology professor JULIUS CAESAR. This book seeks to provide life advice through the exploration of contemporary social values, evolutionary/personality psychology, eldritch cosmology/occultism and interpersonal relationships(among other things). Created from the culmination of years of research, Professor Kau delves into topics and applies them in a way that is proven to improve the lives of others and drive personal success.All Rights Reserved

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Theoretical Temptations

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