The kool aid man (sequel)

WHY ANTEATERS SUCK
1. their fucking faces
2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time
3. their tails are ridiculous
4. They inspire pity
5. when i see a dead one i smile
6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell
7. they are the bane of ants
8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill
9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fucking sleep
10. i want nothing to do with them
11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in
12. they are dickheads
13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time
14. they are scary
15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second
16. they have never experienced love
17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with
18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me
19. their tails are as big as them. what the hell?
20. they have long ass creepy nails that dig
21. their babies are pink and wrong
22. they are not important to the world
23. we would not miss them
24. they would not miss themselves
25. i once saw an anteater succ and it offended me so much i cried
26. they have a shit coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins
28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them
29. THEY SUCK
30. ant eaters are ugly and bad
31. they hate everyone
32. dickheads