Silly goofy davesport oneshots book
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  • Reads 74,875
  • Votes 977
  • Parts 21
  • Time 6h 9m
Complete, First published Mar 01, 2022
Mature
!PLEASE READ BEFOREHAND!

I'd like to note that I'm not proud of everything I wrote in this book, I wrote this as a mid-teen while my hypersexual behavioral problems were still very present and I wasn't educated on various things. 

The few 6, 7-ish chapters were me figuring out my writing and therefore bad in quality, while some others were written in a state of mind that didn't do the contents any good. My last few works are ones that I'm happy with, and even though I don't consider this book something to be proud of; I'll let it remain for now for those who enjoy(ed) it. 

If you want higher quality, safe for work, davesport content; read my new/other book! It's much more interesting and less... Horny.

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[English isn't my native language so ignore spelling mistakes and/or poor grammar.]

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Yeah this was just kinda because I was bored, sad and sad.
Title pretty much says it all.

Contains smut (alot)! Any chapter that contains smut will have it indicated in the title. 


I've used art that wasn't made by me for banners, there will always be credits right underneath. If you're the artist and want me to take it down (or if you know the artist would want me to), let me know and I will.
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