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Benny has hated him for as long as he can remember. And so, he plans a murder. 

But just as he comes up with this plan, Benny learns that...

Read the book to find out.

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This is absurd, ridiculous, and overall highly entertaining. 
An absolute must-not-read.

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NOTE: This was written by me and a few of my close mates, just for fun. It was a one sentence story, so basically where we go around and write one sentence of a story. That means that this will be a bit mad, confusing, and overall weird.

It is THE most original story you will ever find on Wattpad.All Rights Reserved

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