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#AbayPotaMotherTHIS ✌

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"Corny shits will immediately surprise you once you open this book."
 
Collection of KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES/ MISHEARD ft. K-Pop Songs' Lyrics



©January 10, 2015
Kwento Ni: Rie Soo Do (DD_Ni_DO12) 


Disclaimer:

LAHAT NG KANTA na ginamit dito'y hindi sa akin, hiniram ko lang. 

 (http://www.kpoplyrics.net & somewhere @ Google.com)

BUT,

Lahat ng KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES/ MISHEARD LYRICS dito ay purely O R I G I N A L at si RIE SOO DO talaga ang gumawa, kung may iba man dito na may pagkakahawig sa iba nyo nang nabasa, C O I N C I D E N C E lang po iyon. Icre-credit naman po ng may akda yung pinagkuhanan nya ng isa sa mga contents nya kung ito ay galing sa ibang storya...

Thanks!!!

DO NOT PLAGIARIZE. PLEASE LANG, SHIT NA NGA AANGKININ MO PA. HUWAG GANUN BH3!
\m/(ㅇㅂㅇ)ㅗAll Rights Reserved

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Love Fools by xxakanexx

Hoping for a fresh start in life, Elmeera Ruiz finds herself pretending to be Yohan Consunji's girlfriend and uses it to her advantage. But when she gets caught up in the web of lies she has created and unexpectedly meets Yohan, can Meera still find her way out of trouble? *** After being treated like a fool by her ex-boyfriend, Elmeera Ruiz is living a difficult life. She is blacklisted by a lot of companies, she can't pay her rent, and her money is running out. Meera is almost at her wit's end, but when she realizes that using the name of Yohan Consunji seems a powerful tool to turn things in her favor, Meera starts pretending to be his girlfriend. As she unexpectedly crosses paths with Yohan, she is unsure what to do. When what was once a pretense suddenly becomes reality, can Meera face her fears and get the happy ending she hopes for? Or will her dreams turn into nightmares, making her end up again as a fool? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish, a combination of Tagalog & English. Cover Design by Louise De Ramos

Moving Into My Ex's House by areyaysii

Georgina is homeless and broke, and her ex-boyfriend came to her rescue by letting her temporarily stay in his house. But with the two of them living together, how big is the chance that their old flame will be rekindled? *** After being thrown out of her apartment, Georgina has nowhere else to go. Her dwindling options lead her to call Dwight, her ex-boyfriend, to ask for his help even if it is against her will. She promises him that the set-up is temporary, but fate has got other plans. Living with him makes her reminisce not only the unpleasant circumstances that once broke them apart but also the love they once felt. Will their old flame be rekindled, or is their story bound to end up with a second heartbreak? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish Cover Design by Louise De Ramos *** Editor's Pick - September 2023

Ain't No Other by JFstories

Still aching from her internet ex-boyfriend's scam, Tamitha finds herself in deep trouble when she meets Roosevelt Sanvictores, the man in the photos her ex pretended to be. She knows that he's off-limits, but when circumstances keep bringing them together, maybe fate's got other plans. **** After getting drunk from a stupid mistake, Swan Tamitha Dominica wakes up in a room that's not hers, stark naked. As she tries to move forward from the humiliating one-night stand, she comes face-to-face with the man whose photo her internet boyfriend used to scam her. The man is Roosevelt Sanvictores, a handsome billionaire and it's not difficult to like him--only if he's not off limits. Determined not to fall for him, Tamitha puts up her walls. But when her heart screams to tear her walls down and she discovers the past she shared with Roosevelt, will she finally listen to her heart? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish.

The Time Capsule by greenwriter

Stephanie Sy never expected that her curiosity towards her estranged grandma will lead her to a series of bizarre--most of them silly--misadventures. Prompted by the dead woman's diary and accompanied by the annoying but charming Erik, what can she find in this quirky journey of self-discovery and love? *** Bratty, city chic Stephanie Sy never expects she'll go through mishaps--and more--when she ventures to an unfamiliar place for her grandmother's wake and funeral where she discovers the woman's old diary and a supposed upcoming meeting with a man from her past. Never knowing her grandmother, Stephanie decides to visit the places Corazon went to and meet Antonio, the first man to break her grandmother's heart. What follows is a spontaneous adventure Stephanie sets for herself. Joining her is Erik, a man with the heart of a child and a few secrets of his own. Entangled in a series of unfortunate events, Steph will have her own journey of self-discovery and love. Status: Published Under Bliss Books DISCLAIMER: This story is written in English.

Zero Seven (Book 3) by QueenABCDE

ZERO SEVEN Wicked nineteen-year-old Dominika Parker-Lewisham returns to Poblacion Hueste to seek revenge and ruin other people's lives. With the intent of tearing down the family who once destroyed her, she shows them how heartless and ruthless she can be. *** Eli Dominika Parker-Lewisham was once a delicate flower, cherished and adored as she-aside from her mother, Devi-is the only woman who has the nobility of being a Parker. But it turns out that blood is, indeed, thicker than water as she'll also end up dancing on someone's grave like how her family used to be. When a wicked nineteen-year-old Deka returns to Poblacion Hueste, all she wants to do is nothing but have fun and seek revenge, ruining other people's lives-including the Zero Seven. She's now living as the total opposite of who she was before as she has become the heartless, immoral legitimate daughter of King Demon Lewisham. After all, that is the reason why she came back-to destroy the family who destroyed her. Deka, indeed, let them all experience heaven and hell-both at the same time.

Epicenter Tape #1: Eleventh Hour by cinnderella

After getting hurt by the people around her, aspiring chef Dacia Holgado builds up her walls to protect her heart... until band bassist Eris Arriaga comes along and tears them apart. *** Graduating culinary arts student Dacia Holgado gets the biggest twist of her life when she crosses paths with Epicenter's bassist Eris Arriaga. She hates his guts and vices while he hates how pampered and perfect she is. They are complete opposites, but Dacia's version of an ideal man unexpectedly changes the more she gets to know Eris. As Epicenter slowly reaches their dream and gets a shot at stardom, Dacia and Eris' relationship is suddenly put to a test. Is their young and passionate love enough to help them survive? Or will they realize that what they have is really just a phase and is meant to end? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish. Cover Design by Regina Dionela

Project STARS: The Choice Experiment by WattpadFilipino

What if I can give you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the person you wish to be? To go back to the time before you were damaged? To exist in a future after the hard times are done? To return to an opportunity missed? To be given a chance to not regret? To have...a choice? Are you interested? *** This once in a lifetime collaboration features the works of the following Wattpad Filipino Stars: AkoSiIbarra, ANAtheCowgirl, CeCeLib, Ellena_Odde, frozen_delights, iDangs, ivojovi, jazlykdat, JhingBautista, JoeyJMakathangIsip, MaggieTearjerky, marialea, marielicious, MaxineLaurel, Penguin20, pilosopotasya, PrincessThirteen00, RaceDarwin, Serialsleeper, shadesofdrama, ShinichiLaaaabs , sweetblunch, TheCatWhoDoesntMeow, Vampiriaxx, VChesterG, Warranj, Whroxie, xxakanexx, Yam-Yam28, and Yanalovesyouu. DISCLAIMER: All stories are written in Taglish

Write Me A Heartache (The Starving Squad #2) by JhingBautista

Introverted writer Aika Yamamura always creates the perfect fictional guys, making her wish for one as well. But when Mickey unexpectedly comes crashing into her life, Aika realizes that maybe imperfection is okay, too. *** Bookworm Aika Yamamura dreams of meeting the perfect man for her. Through the books she read and wrote, she is set to find the ideal man who will love her dearly. But everything comes crashing down when she meets Mickey, the guy who annoys her to the core. Everything seems to be a joke to him, but unexpectedly, Aika finds herself spending more time with him. Aika swears never to fall for someone like Mickey, but when love knocks on her door, what can she do? Will she acknowledge her love for Mickey even if she's unsure of his feelings and everything seems like a blur? Or will she push him away and end up breaking her own heart? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish, a combination of Tagalog & English. Cover Design by Regina Dionela

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2) by Yanalovesyouu

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

Wake Up, Dreamers by AnakniRizal

When an unlikely group comprising of a photographer, writer, musician, artist, and poet band together for a documentary film project, anything can happen. Even the impossible. ***** College student Molly Lazuli's dream was always to become a writer. But since her parents never supported that calling, she worked towards an Engineering degree instead. When she winds up in a Humanities course, she is befriended by a fellow classmate, Cole Manzano, who convinces her to team up with him on creating a major project for the finals. Together, they recruit other members: John Garnet Sucgang, who also happens to be Molly's secret crush who is also a painter; Jasper Tupas, a gay actor and poet; and Alexa, a moody musician. Together the group embarks on a journey that not only has them creating a documentary of their lives' triumphs and tragedies, but also makes them realize the true meaning of friendship, acceptance, and what it takes to make their dreams come true. #Wattys2019 Winner Filipino Readers Choice Award 2022 Winner (Young Adult Category) DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish.

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Love Fools

Hoping for a fresh start in life, Elmeera Ruiz finds herself pretending to be Yohan Consunji's girlfriend and uses it to her advantage. But when she gets caught up in the web of lies she has created and unexpectedly meets Yohan, can Meera still find her way out of trouble? *** After being treated like a fool by her ex-boyfriend, Elmeera Ruiz is living a difficult life. She is blacklisted by a lot of companies, she can't pay her rent, and her money is running out. Meera is almost at her wit's end, but when she realizes that using the name of Yohan Consunji seems a powerful tool to turn things in her favor, Meera starts pretending to be his girlfriend. As she unexpectedly crosses paths with Yohan, she is unsure what to do. When what was once a pretense suddenly becomes reality, can Meera face her fears and get the happy ending she hopes for? Or will her dreams turn into nightmares, making her end up again as a fool? Disclaimer: This story is written in Taglish, a combination of Tagalog & English. Cover Design by Louise De Ramos