Murderous Affairs (Hisoillu)
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Last published Sun, Oct 12, 2025
Illumi's whole life turned upside down it seemed when this strange bubblegum haired man entered into his life, everything he knew turned out to be a lie. Hisoka just wanted to keep a close eye on the assassin, do a few jobs with him, and fight him eventually but life never goes as planned.
Slow burn but I promise it will be getting steamy just wait for it 🔥
🌹-memory
🥀-some memories
💕-cute scenes
❤️-romantic scenes
🔥-steamy scenes
❤️🔥-smutty scenes
⚠️-trauma/torture
(UPDATES EVERY SAT/SUN) :D (when able my arm is inflamed atp)
1 hisokaxillumi 07-19-25
6th Hisoillu 08-19-23
7th tourture 09-03-23
17th hisokaxillumi 06-28-24
184 writing 07-12-24
169 writing 11-29-25
These characters are not mine, some of the story is other parts will be based off the anime. (Hisoillu, Hisoka x Illumi, Hisoka Morrow, Illumi Zoldyck, Gay, Yaoi, BL)
(I do not condone people making actions like this in real life, or taking relationship inspiration from these characters. Hisoka is insane and so is Illumi, and they are both very evil characters. They might do alright things to each other and have a code of ethics sometimes but that doesn't make up for the majority of the time. Regardless writing villains is helpful for me as a writer because I have to do so in my novels, so it is a good exercise. Thank you for coming to my ted talk)
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