the book of random things to randomly read
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This book Is so random that we cannot put this in words what it Is about.
If you read this book you might end up in a "Phycologist's office because you can definetly not handle the randomness.
The only way to understand how random this book is, is to actually read the book. ummm... so I guess that's it... so yea just START READING THE BOOK ALREADY!!!!
Read the book now before you....before you.....ARGHHHH.....READ...THE BO...O...KKKK.....BEFORE YOU......
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