Shiny bald head (blanquer x duda)
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andrzej duda bumps into a stranger in the Elysee Palace, but who is this handsome man....
this is kind of an AU cuz we changed lots of stuff from real life and now it doesn't make sense.
characters irl :
blanquer : minister of education, youth and sports in France (as of March 2022)
duda : president of the polish Republic (as of March 2022)
macron : president of the french Republic (March 2022)
marine le pen : presidential candidate
this was written by one French kid and one polish/French kid (this is why it's these two peopel no one gives a shit about)
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