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Roomate for Sale!

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Time 2h 49m

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["You're literally standing in front of my room you fucking moron." The blonde deadpans, gesturing to the door behind Wilbur.

Wilbur freezes.

"But this is my room."

The blonde's face twists into a scowl as he checks the number on his paper again. Wilbur does the same, desperately hoping it isn't true-

Wilbur hardly noticed the freshman looking over his shoulder, comparing the two papers with him.

"Oh." He says simply, glancing between the dorm and Wilbur and facing him with a cheeky grin, "Looks like we're roommates."]



IN WHICH

Tommy annoys the everliving fuck out of his roommate whilst trying to figure out who is murdering all of his friends on the college campus


OR

c!crimeboys college au with a splash of murder


‼️PLATONIC‼️

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