The large majority of you will be absolutely lost and confused while reading this short story, because not even I know what is happening half of the time. This is simply a short little story, which is more of a summary, that involves some of my friends, but mostly it's just supposed to be odd and amusing.
I also apologize in advance for the slightly horrible writing. I'll try my best to spell correctly and have proper grammar, but nobody is perfect.
Dedicated to you four. (You know who you are).