Cecil fills Night Vale's loyal community radio listeners in on the past week's newest brouhaha. The unlikely culprit? The DMV. A Welcome To Night Vale oneshot in the fashion of an episode. ______________________________________________ •Written February 2022 ̶ March 2022• [Complete, 2k words] ______________________________________________ ______________________________________________ (Art featured on cover by Draeberkanin via DeviantArt; 'Night Vale Wallpaper for 720x1280 phones' Link to original post in story. All edits mine.)