Operation: Eradicate The Homoerotic Energy Between Our Dads

Michael overhears his father calling Uncle Henry 'babygirl' and is mortified to a point where he enlists the help of his best friend Charlie to attempt to eradicate all forms of sexually charged tension between their dads. Consequentially, this leads to the discovery of a freakishly humanoid robot that looks and is exactly like Charlie's long dead mother abandoned in their parents' old college so, in hindsight, they probably should've just let them make out.
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this entire fic started with me dying over the comedic genius that is @avalynok on tiktok