Reader x Spongebob

Nighttime, sweating, all I can think about is my lord and savior, Spongebob, I fall asleep, 20 minutes, sweating more, "wake up" says the bartender, when I woke up, I was in a bar, then I see him, circles, yellow, black shoes, my savior, I try to talk to him, but he issues me over, stunned, sweating, "I-I praise you every night, Mr. Squarepants" I stutter, he grabs me "I love you" he replys, blushing, sweating, peeing "I need to tell you something" he pulls me close, whispers "do you feel it now mr krabs?"