SOS

"So how was your week?" Hoseok asked after sipping on his Sprite, waiting for his burger to come.

"Amazing actually. " Jimin said while glancing at the menu, second guessing his decision not to get a burger for himself, even though he wasn't feeling hungry in the first place.

"I finished my Dance theory essay, then I finally fixed my black roots, I even thought for one second to go from blond to kind of silverish or grey, and then I went with Tae and Yoongi hyung the other day to watch that new Spiderman movie, and I think I'm sexually attracted to Jungkook."

Jimin sipped on his coffee right after telling his best friend how his week has been going, and it was pretty funny how Hoseok's pure brain needed a minute to get what Jimin had said to him.

"I'm surprised you didn't watch the new Spiderman movie with Jungkookah. You know how much he's into Marvel mo- wait what did you say?" Hoseok finally got it.

or

Jimin and Jungkook were perfect roommates that respected each other's privacy and cared for each other at the normal, friends level until Jimin found out that Jungkook has 7.5 long dick with perfect girth and he started thirsting over it