Funny Text Bloopers
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Last published Sun, Mar 1, 2015
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Author: Did you hear about my newest book?
Fan: No, what's it called?
Author: Funny text poopers.
Fan: What?! EWWW
Author: God! Bloopers!!!! LOL!! Auto Correct.
Fan: Oh, heehee.
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