Soggy beginnings~😏[weetabix x cheerios x shreddies x reader]

[THIS IS SATIRE. I doubt anyone apart from people I know will actually see this but. . . .]
⚠️WARNING: This story contains smutty talking cereal.
Y/N is just a regular human being who likes cereal. A lot. Possibly too much. Their favourite being weetabix but they also like to mix it with cheerios and shreddies. However, one day made them like cereal a whole lot more. . . .😈
Enjoy this sus cereal fiasco~~