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the big book of British insults

TheCantankerousChap

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TheCantankerousChap

do you want to insult someone like a gentlemen? or perhaps you have been called a cantankerous rapscallion by an Englishman with a musket and tophat and need to know what that actually means? well you came to the right place! the big book of British insults will set you on the path of the true tea drinking gentlemen.All Rights Reserved

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