Definitely Not Disney [On Hold]

For the rest of humanity, Disneyland is the place where dreams come true.

For Jed Daniels, however, it's the place where only his nightmares come to life.

But after he crashes his car due to a drunken alternation with a tree, he finds himself desperate for a summer job so he can pay for the repairs.

Unlucky for him, the only place that's hiring is Disneyland. Between dealing with spoilt brats, roasting to death in costumes, and having to break up 'princess' cat fights, it's a real wonder that he hasn't snapped and burned the damn place to ashes.

But then he meets Alaska Harrison. She's hot, funny, and most of all, she hates Disneyland almost as much as he does. And all of a sudden, Disneyland begins to sound like much more fun.