Are love is no JOKE////joker x reader/y/n or y/m/n////one shouts and headcanons

This consist of short 1-3 part stories about the joker x reader and the reader will have no name or pronouns just they them and y/n(your name) or y/m/n(your male name )this is for most of the stories besides the requests i get from readers .
but for this book i will only take a few requests because i don't want someone to be sad that i messed up there idea for a story.
i will use the joker in the photo but you can use which ever one you want but there will be details about the joker in the photos scares,hair and face paint. WARNING there will be sexual scenarios and lgbtq+ relationships with in the story but the first one will be a pretty long story. The first story will have rude gold digger cheater trying to steal yo man Harley Quinn.