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Don't Kill People Dammit!

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Canada was happy that his best friend Mexico had a crush on America.

He was less happy knowing that Mexico was willing to go full yandere for him though.

And so, to avoid a situation with such limited appeal (i.e., Mexico murdering everyone physically or emotionally close to America), Canada decided to become Mexico's wingman/mentor/shoulder Angel.

Because, at the end of the day, nobody really wants a yandere following them around, and if you do, you are a complete and utter idiot and deserve the hell you paramour will put you through.


(Basically, I was sick of seeing so many basic yandere stories in my recommendations (which I don't even FRICKIN READ WATTPAD GET A HINT-) And I wanted to contribute something to this trashy yandere-simping genre that's more funny and less try-hard edgy. Yanderes are not sexy. If you really find them appealing, I'm so very sorry that you are that desperate for love)All Rights Reserved

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Beautiful Secret | Countryhumans | Rusphil | 2022 (FINISHED) by philipainz

Philippines finally finished her high school, and she applied to the University she always dreamed of... to pursue her Major; Geography Universal Youthful School pr short for GUYS. She passed her enrollment to the one who keep things in balance, UN. UN, working 24/7 misunderstood the school Philippines is referring and enrolled her to the Guys Only University. Philippines, having emailed back, filled her with happiness. She was invited to fly over the north, where the University locates. Shock to her death when she found out that... she... was... NOT in her dream University. Shock to her death, she ends up complaining about it to UN and UN didn't want his pride to shatter and promised Philippines to fix it, but she has to spend the school year in that current school. Which she meets all the people she least expect to encounter. Full with brawling and violence, thank Martial Law, her brother, teach her some self defense to at least caught her enemies off guard. ───────────────── ┊ ┊ ┊⋆｡ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ⋆｡ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊⋆｡┊ ༊*·˚ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ‧₊ ༉ ┊ ˚✩ ┊ ๑՞. ┊ ₊˚.༄ ┊ ✩₊̣̇. ੈ♡˳ ✧.*ೃ༄ Disclaimer : All Characters here that has country names does not represent the country itself nor generalize them. This is just a fanfiction of Countryhumans and will never be connected in real life, and will never be true. This is made for fun. P.S : Please be aware of the wrong grammars and spellings in this book, I am not that great in english grammar. If you would be so kind, please correct me.

Mine: Yandere!Brothers X Female!Reader by QueenOfNekoWriters

They all want you. They won't let you be anyone else's. They'll make you their's. At any cost. Any. When you learn that you're moving, because your dad's getting remarried, you don't like it. One bit. But, when you learn that your dad's new wife has five sons, you're very excited. But, you should've run, while you still had the chance. For now, you don't have any chance of escape. None. "I've never felt anything. And, now that I've met you, I won't let you escape." -Cameron "You can see right through me. I like that. I'm going to make you mine." -Damien "You're the prey. I'm the hunter. I'll make sure you don't escape." -Hunter "I'll make sure to keep you in the darkness. To make sure you only love me." -Henry "We're best friends, right? And, best friends never leave each other. Ever." -Lyle. I don't own you. I just own the story, and, the characters in this story (Except you). Enjoy! =^-^= Highest Ranking in Teen Fiction: 79 Highest Ranking in Fan-fiction: 402 Highest Ranking in 'xreader' : 53 Highest Ranking in 'insanity' : 14 Highest Ranking in 'reader insert' : 28

𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓮! (Yandere! Markiplier x Reader) by AnotherYandereWriter

WARNING: I wrote this when I was in middle school and it sucks ass obviously. It's an embarrassment but I keep it around so I can look back at my old story and see how far my writing has come. Basically it's cringe and I wouldn't suggest reading it lmao - Being a YouTuber comes with a lot of perks. Having been on the scene for several years you naturally gain friends. So when your friend Mark decides to come over for a little of course you don't mind. It's only when he starts to act weird that you get the feeling that something is terribly wrong with Mark. TW: Foul Language, Violence, Obsessive Behavior, Blood, Death I might give this book a rewrite later on since this book is a bit old lol. Status: 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 ✔ None of the pictures belong to me

idk why you enjoy this but go off 💀 | Countryhumans x Reader [ DISCONTINUED ] by sleepyyy_png

As stated above. this is a Countryhumans x Reader story. Unfortunately for male readers, my stories sre targeted towards females. It is really uncomfortable anf stressful trying to make it for both genders, sorry. I'm just doing what I'm comfortable with. - - Countryhumans isn't mine, I'm just a fangirl uwu 💖 ~ ~ ~

Love or Work? Countryhumans x Reader by Jasmine_Yuu

It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game. You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game" The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind! Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot. This story may/will contain- - Cliches😀 - Cringe stuff - Mentions of violence - Suggestive themes (?) - Mentions of Gore/Blood Date published: June 22nd 2022 #1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022 #1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022

We used to be dead -CH (slight rusame I promise) by CHFandomLover

This story is mix of 2 fandoms I love. Five nights at Freddy's (FNAF) and countryhumans being at the top of my list. Ok description time. 4 children are murdered (wow totally a great start) inside of pizzeria meant for young countries to go while their parents, and other older countries went to a meeting with UN.(When they got of age they would start going to the meetings).Creepy animatronics and all.Taiwan worked there and was in charge of the animatronics ; they had blank faces.They lost the plain white in their face and painted on the flags of the children he hated the most ; they just annoyed him.A LOT.That it ran him to the point of murder. Kids Taiwan hated for no fuccing reason --------------------- Poland Mexico Russia America Taiwan's excuses for murder --------------- It was horrible being around them -Poland always asked him if was having a good day ... everyday, it was sickening. -Mexico just had an unreasonable amount of energy. I swear to Pangea he is from somewhere else. -And Russia and America obviously had feelings for each other.Disgusting.They knew their dads would kill them if they found.America was always holding on to Russia's arm clinging close. That's why he murdered them. More details will be in the story.All the nasty (and romantic) little details hope you enjoy.

COUNTRIES? [Countryhumans x Reader Fanfic] by CheezpieApple_

{COMPLETED} [There are bad words in this story but they are halfly censored. Mentions of N@zi ,USSR, Japanese Empire and Fascist Italy.] -This is so old please spare me I'm so sorry if you read this- Cover art by me! {Y/N is a female, sorry to all male readers!} Y/N is a normal school girl with a lot of friends. She is popular due to her kindness and honesty. She was going home from school like any other day. Her parents are always at work, so she is alone for the whole day. When she got home, she went to take a shower. She then went to do her homework. "THUMP" 'what was that?' Y/N thought. She then got up and went to the living room. She then saw.... PEOPLE WITH FLAGS FOR FACES?! Disclaimer- This is an AU. It is called 'Fallen Hearts' AU. All the countries have different powers, I am still thinking of some more backstories and headcannons for their powers. When they first meet you, some of them hide their non-human looks, ex. Poland. He doesn't show his wings when he met you. He can hide his wings. Some of the countries I am still thinking about their powers and headcannons, so some might not have powers yet, but in the future they might. -Countryhumans and some art in this book doesn't belong to me. They belong to their rightful owners- Started- March 20, 2021 Ended- June 23,2021

This Is Just Between Us by Pumpkinsfavorite

(Cover made by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube and Tumblr) (I post every Saturday when possible, if I forget there's multi chapter posts) America a college student has been bullied by Russia since 6th grade because he had children by then. After highschool they never saw each other again but they meet again in college which pisses America off. In the first few months of college he learns about Russia's ex-girlfriend south Africa who's very spiteful about the breakup and Liechtenstein someone who hates Russia, for some reason America wants to be the only person Russia can hate and the only person who can hate Russia. So he decides to make a plan on how to kill two birds with one stone. Russia is a cold hearted, mean, always negative country so much to the point he put his only child up for adoption. He's always bullied America because he had 13 kids at 12 and 28 at 13 and it just kept multiplying giving him more fuel to bully America for and when they separated paths after highschool he thought he'd never see the small annoying country again, but then he bumps into America at college and shit starts all over again. Russia is oblivious to those who hate him other than America so he doesn't see any later events coming.

Countryhumans Oneshots by CH_Bruh20

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Beautiful Secret | Countryhumans | Rusphil | 2022 (FINISHED)

Philippines finally finished her high school, and she applied to the University she always dreamed of... to pursue her Major; Geography Universal Youthful School pr short for GUYS. She passed her enrollment to the one who keep things in balance, UN. UN, working 24/7 misunderstood the school Philippines is referring and enrolled her to the Guys Only University. Philippines, having emailed back, filled her with happiness. She was invited to fly over the north, where the University locates. Shock to her death when she found out that... she... was... NOT in her dream University. Shock to her death, she ends up complaining about it to UN and UN didn't want his pride to shatter and promised Philippines to fix it, but she has to spend the school year in that current school. Which she meets all the people she least expect to encounter. Full with brawling and violence, thank Martial Law, her brother, teach her some self defense to at least caught her enemies off guard. ───────────────── ┊ ┊ ┊⋆｡ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ⋆｡ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊⋆｡┊ ༊·˚ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ‧₊ ༉ ┊ ˚✩ ┊ ๑՞. ┊ ₊˚.༄ ┊ ✩₊̣̇. ੈ♡˳ ✧.ೃ༄ Disclaimer : All Characters here that has country names does not represent the country itself nor generalize them. This is just a fanfiction of Countryhumans and will never be connected in real life, and will never be true. This is made for fun. P.S : Please be aware of the wrong grammars and spellings in this book, I am not that great in english grammar. If you would be so kind, please correct me.