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Don't Kill People Dammit!

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Canada was happy that his best friend Mexico had a crush on America.

He was less happy knowing that Mexico was willing to go full yandere for him though.

And so, to avoid a situation with such limited appeal (i.e., Mexico murdering everyone physically or emotionally close to America), Canada decided to become Mexico's wingman/mentor/shoulder Angel.

Because, at the end of the day, nobody really wants a yandere following them around, and if you do, you are a complete and utter idiot and deserve the hell you paramour will put you through.


(Basically, I was sick of seeing so many basic yandere stories in my recommendations (which I don't even FRICKIN READ WATTPAD GET A HINT-) And I wanted to contribute something to this trashy yandere-simping genre that's more funny and less try-hard edgy. Yanderes are not sexy. If you really find them appealing, I'm so very sorry that you are that desperate for love)All Rights Reserved

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I keep having ideas and they're all about Texas because he's my favorite for no reason other than I just decided that he is Anyway this is more of just a smol thing for chuckles, each chapter will probably only be around 300 words or less, and it's just about Texas being America and Mexico's chaos child (Shh I know there's no reason for this to exist) (Edit: I'm from the future and I lied. This is not smol. It big)