99 Ways to Annoy, Creep out, and Avoid People
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Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow tips, even you can be loser people free!
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