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My Life as a Banana
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cataclxm
Ongoing, First published Mar 11, 2022
Mature
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***SATIRE ONLY

Did you know you are more genetically related to a banana than a primate????

Welcome to the life of Bree Nanner... she's not like the other bananas.
She's started to slip up and she might need to peel back her walls and let herself shine.
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WARNING: Bananas in holes
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