My Life as a Banana
- Reads 39
- Votes 4
- Parts 1
MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Fri, Mar 11, 2022
***SATIRE ONLY
Did you know you are more genetically related to a banana than a primate????
Welcome to the life of Bree Nanner... she's not like the other bananas.
She's started to slip up and she might need to peel back her walls and let herself shine.
ππππππππππππππππ
WARNING: Bananas in holes
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Not Over You
Lauren g!p ;) After recently separating from her wife, Lauren tries her best to get her life back together with the help of her daughter, Kamryn. She just can't help but not move on from Camila. This story is based on a book I saw it on fanfiction.net by SkRowling Make sure you check out her page, she has some amazing stories for y'all Victorious fans and Jori shippers. I'll leave her link down below. (Make sure you pm me for the link) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8147933/1/Not-Over-You All credit is to her πComplete
Problem Child: Planet Of The Apes Story
Two abused sisters not only have personal problems but they have monkey business they have to deal with ... Might contain some Mature Content OC ~ Dawn of the Planet of the ApesComplete
Path of the planet of the apes
It's been Many years since the simian flu that destroyed half of human life. Many years has gone by Caesar II son of Cornelius and grandson of Caesar a protector of his colony and next in line to take his fathers footsteps. He meet a human female who goes by T.J. Who was an astronaut who fell in a ship where ceasar rescued her and brought her to his home. Not everyone was pleased about it. However, the two got so close their bond became more than just friendship. Their paths don't go anywhere when an enemy of apes who were from a different tribe comes in the picture to destroy T.J. Caesar II will do anything in his power to protect his human companion. Or die trying. This story is about acceptance, friendship And love. Disclaimer: this has nothing to do with kingdom of the planets of the ape since that movie hasn't even come out yet I decided to go many years later due to the fact corneilious Is leading a fourth instalment To the planet of the apes. so yeah I hope you enjoy.Complete
Different from anyother | Beyblade fanfic |
This will be based off something else and being different amongst other beybladers around the globe and your uniqueness suddenly attracts a club. Beyblade isn't mine its from the original creators and I just made a fanfic from itComplete![β₯ππ’π·π¦π₯ (π2π ππ¦ππͺπ³πͺπ°πΆπ΄ πΉ ππ¦π’π₯π¦π³) [ππ’ππ§-ππ₯πͺπ΅π¦π₯]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/123667293-256-k477682.jpg)
β₯ππ’π·π¦π₯ (π2π ππ¦ππͺπ³πͺπ°πΆπ΄ πΉ ππ¦π’π₯π¦π³) [ππ’ππ§-ππ₯πͺπ΅π¦π₯]
β This was written when I was a teenager. Excuse any errors, cringe and any shortcomings. β ---------------------------------------------------------- Y/N lived a normal life, well normal to her. She was a 26 year lady who was currently nearing the end of medical school which would allow her to become a pediatrician. She still living with her overprotective parents and annoying siblings who believed that she was the perfect straight A child who studied in her room all day. Little did they know that a couple years ago she had found a whole new side of YouTube which filled her love of gaming which her parents didn't know existed. What would happen when Y/N's parents would finally figure out the reason as to why their daughter spend all day in her room. What will her parents do and what else would occur due to her parents actions. Started-October 8th, 2017 Completed-April 15th, 2018 Editing-September 30th, 2018 to ?????Complete
The Satan's Eve (Completed)β NOT EDITED
HIGHEST RANKING-1st in wedding! {23/05/18} & 1st in Laugh! {11/08/18} 13th in Romance! {03/12/18} Sequel to Mr Hulk's Jelly Bunny->Can be read as a stand alone book. Evelina/Velina Storm is a 22 year old half human-half vampire girl who works as a Manager at a restaurant despite the fact that her family is wealthy. You can say that she is the good type of girl but once you hit a bad nerve then well...goodluck. One thing she always keeps in mind is to never show her weaknesses no matter how the situation is. Adam Vernom is a 28 year old Vampire who is also a Ceo of the Vernom Company Ltd. He is the type of guy who you never want to mess with. Of all the things he hates, there is only one which he despises the most which is mates. Adam does not believe in mates, he thinks that they only exist just to destroy lives. What will happen when these two meet? What will happen when Adam know that Velina is his mate? Will Velina resist his seducing ability? Will Adam hate her? After all she is his mate... -------- He yanked me closer to him till our breaths became one and our tips of our noses touched. My eyes bulged like freaking saucers and were staring at his hot ones. "Satan huh? Then Let me show you how he is like." In one swift movement he crashed his plum lips onto mine. I wanted to push him away but could not. I felt my knees buckled and my stomach churned. There was a strange sensation which was restraining me from pushing him away. He plunged his moist tongue inside my mouth exploring every inch of it. My heart was racing and my breaths were hot. I could not help but move in sync with his pace. It was as if it was a magnet pulling me more and more to him. ------- P.s : Please do not copy or take my ideas as they are purely original and my imaginations. Thank you. β‘Also! If you enjoyed this story don't hesitate to share it with your friends! ;)Complete
Heavens Child (Bbs x reader)
β οΈ Terrible and cringe β οΈ it not worth reading. You have been warn β (Y/n) is 10 years old. She has a huge family. She has 2 sisters and 6 brothers, and 1 unknown sibling. (Y/n)'s brothers and sisters show her their friends and they call there group the Banana bus squad. You love them. They all go to school at that same school. ( This school is an elementary, middle, and high school) they were all middle and some are high schoolers. (Y/n) is in elementary. Later then, she starts to have odd dreams but doesn't say anything, and there us something strange that's going in with her. Another last then something happen. Please read this. I don't know know what to put on. And I hope you'll enjoy this story. And sorry if the words are spelled wrong and the same as grammar, I'm sorry. I'll try not to mess up. And there is probably time-skipping. I'm busy with school. I'll probably post 1 a week. I'll let you guys know why I'm not posting or something. Thank you guys for reading this description. This is my first story please don't be rude. And have a nice day or something. β οΈ Cringe π¬Complete
Yandere Roommate Book 1 (Vanoss Crew X Reader) COMPLETED
Life as a youtuber is pretty cool. Especially when you are best friends with the "Banana Bus Squad". But something turns a bit south when you find out your roommate, Tyler, almost kills someone for reasons you have no idea of. --Not really a romance book, sorry if that has lost interest. Though there will be a bit. More of an 'action' and 'mystery' book. This was my first ever fanfiction, no hate please! I already give myself a lot of hate for putting the events too closely and stuff XDComplete
Lauren g!p ;) After recently separating from her wife, Lauren tries her best to get her life back together with the help of her daughter, Kamryn. She just can't help but not move on from Camila. This story is based on a book I saw it on fanfiction.net by SkRowling Make sure you check out her page, she has some amazing stories for y'all Victorious fans and Jori shippers. I'll leave her link down below. (Make sure you pm me for the link) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8147933/1/Not-Over-You All credit is to her π
More detailsContent Guidelines