Yo, my name is Shaws!

Yet again i'm watching a gladiator battle from my throne... I've done this everyday for 3000 years now. It's always the same, Kareko likes to throw out his best fighter in the arena and chop every single other fighter in a thousand pieces. Well what can you expect from a gladiator who ended up in hell for killing ten grown men each day of his life. Sometimes I wish that the police on earth sucked on their job and failed at killing the bad guys. It's getting real stuffed down here in hell, that's the reason why Azazel came with the idea of the gladiator pit. All of the newbies who dies or get killed on earth whom have commited many unmoral crimes get sent down here. The funny part is that most of them claim that they shouldn't be here! They always screams "I PRAYED EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE! I SHOULD BE WITH MY GOD AND MY FAMILY!" So cute of them to be that naive. When you're praying to a god you should be sure that your god actually exists and not pray to your own imagination. Back to the pit. When you get sent down to hell you must do some tests to check your strength, if you're physically strong you get to be chosen by one of the Infernals. But if you're weak and wise or smart, they put you to other types of work like to build buildings. Yes, we can just raise the buildings up from the ground. But where's the fun in that? And if you're weak both ways because you always hide behinds someones back, then we torture you, you scum!

I've never bothered to get my own gladiator. Pity humans are always the same and always weak compared to me, plus last time I shaked hands with a human down here I "killed" her by an accident. I crushed her hand so hard she fainted and fell down to the lavapit, well she didn't actually die, she just suffer from eternal fire damages.