This is a joke
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Last published Mon, Aug 1, 2022
I sat in my favourite chair, watching Eastenders. God, Chelsea is soooo hot. She reminds me of my ex. Emily...
That's when I remember why I was crying. EMILY FUCKING BROKE UP WITH ME THE SILLY BABOON!!!
I drift off in my thought of her before hearing a perplex noise. Is that... a shart, I just heard?
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