Horse Face
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Having teenagers when you are still a year off forty means you're best friends right? Wrong! Her teenagers don't listen and her husband prefers zombies and Grand Theft Auto, leaving Gen to worry about the house, the finances and her work as a magazine journalist. (Although writing articles on accessories for dogs isn't exactly her top priority.)
Genevieve doesn't go to bums and tums or volunteer on school trips because she doesn't have time. Plus, Dexter the Demon Dog would probably chew up the whole house whilst she's out. But, after
several failed get rich quick schemes, has she finally found one that works? And is she the only family member keeping secrets?
A hilarious and scarily accurate representation of modern family life and playground etiquette.
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