Horse Face
HeatherJane15
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  • Reads 519
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  • Parts 19
  • Time 6h 29m
HeatherJane15
Ongoing, First published Mar 11, 2022
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Having teenagers when you are still a year off forty means you're best friends right? Wrong! Her teenagers don't listen and her husband prefers zombies and Grand Theft Auto, leaving Gen to worry about the house, the finances and her work as a magazine journalist. (Although writing articles on accessories for dogs isn't exactly her top priority.)

Genevieve doesn't go to bums and tums or volunteer on school trips because she doesn't have time. Plus, Dexter the Demon Dog would probably chew up the whole house whilst she's out. But, after
several failed get rich quick schemes, has she finally found one that works? And is she the only family member keeping secrets?

A hilarious and scarily accurate representation of modern family life and playground etiquette.
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Jackie does not like surprises. Chaos is the enemy! The best way to get her successful, busy parents to notice her is to be perfect. The perfect look, the perfect grades--the perfect daughter. And then... Surprise #1: Jackie's family dies in a freak car accident. Surprise #2: Jackie has to move cross-country to live with the Walters-her new guardians. Surprise #3: The Walters have twelve sons. (Well, eleven, but Parker acts like a boy anyway) Now Jackie must trade in her Type A personality and New York City apartment for a Colorado ranch and all the wild Walter boys who come with it. Jackie is surrounded by the enemy--loud, dirty, annoying boys who have no concept of personal space. Okay, several of the oldest guys are flat-out gorgeous. But still annoying. She's not stuck-up or boring--no matter what they say. But proving it is another matter. How can she fit in and move on when she needs to keep her parents' memory alive by living up to the promise of perfect?

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