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Standard Angel Work

HumanityIsAwful

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Parts 5
Time 1h 6m

HumanityIsAwful

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Damien thorn. The oh so powerful Antichrist. The heir to the hellian throne. Is sent off to work as a little helper for Jesus because he wanted to rebel against his step Father. Forced to take care of some losers, for a while he believes there's nothing useful nor interesting about human life but after spending time with his new forced to be friend he might realize the human world isn't as bad as he once thought it was.
 
(Sorry for any misspelling English is not ny first language) 

!Warning! If you are sensitive to the following:
•Alcohol
•Strong language/slurs (I can reclaim btw)
•Childhood trauma
•PTSD
•Death 
•Child Abuse
•Drug Abuse
I suggest this story may not be for you, although all the topics in the story are the same ones South Park has done or shown in the show so if you were okay with south park this story hopefully wont effect you as much. But again be warned⚠️ 
[Thank you:) ]

(All art shown in the story is mine)All Rights Reserved

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