BAD DECISIONS (English)

I guess I should start from the beginning. My name is Leonard Devereaux. You'd probably recognize my father better, Dean Devereaux, the 47th president of the United States, better known as the guy who managed to screw up an entire planet. He became president when I was 18, so of course adult me decided that I was going to take up residence in the white house with him. Bad decision number 1.