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The Universe of Gas

thecomicalwrite

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Parts 5
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Reads 6,223
Votes 24
Parts 5
Time 26m

thecomicalwrite

Mature

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It's a smelly universe out there. Bits of farting scenarios from every corner of the galaxy. Feel free to fart along as well!

Excerpt: Unfortunately, another wail from her stomach arose, as the air forced its way down. Another fart arrived, far more foul than the last. Then more and more came. The lady's dress wavered, protecting her none from the smell. The stench penetrated through her hankie and suddenly, Lady Clarabelle could sense the filthy aroma. "Oh!" She exclaimed, as she sniffed deeper in her hankie. 

(Most in historical settings with ladies in their corsets and petticoats, but a few gentlemen as well).All Rights Reserved

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Seasons of Omorashi by WettyMae99

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My Fictional Realm by FictionWorld2025

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Tempting The Dominatrix by feistylittlefox

I can't help the moan that escapes my mouth at the taste of her tongue against mine, and my hips pulse reflexively up to meet hers. But before I can reach the heat emanating from her core, she grasps my neck in her hand and pushes me away, pressing me into the couch, my breath coming out in pants once I'm disconnected from her. It takes a few seconds for my dazed eyes to make out the expression on her face, and I notice that, while her lips are swollen with my kisses, her eyebrows are pulled forward in frustration. "Kai." She lowly whispers my name and pulls the hand that isn't tightly grasping my neck out to caress my cheek. I can't tell whether to bask in her attention or obsess over the fact that I did something wrong. "Stay still," The right hand clasping my neck tightens to the point where I gasp for breath, but quickly releases soon after. My dick jumps in my briefs at the feeling and I blush, secretly hoping she didn't notice. By the way that her eyes light up and her eyebrows release to a more neutral stance, I can tell that she did. But there's no time to acknowledge that because her next words and actions render me breathless. "Remember, I am in control." She states, and then pushes her pelvis so that her heated core presses right against my aching cock. *** In which an inexperienced college freshman catches the eye of a sinful Dominatrix who wants to take every ounce of his innocence... WARNING: This story isn't limited to BDSM. It explores the kink world. And as you may or may not know, kinks go beyond pain/pleasure. If you're brave enough, check it out ;) *Trigger Warnings are provided in the first chapter* **The female lead is older by several years - suck it up sweetie, you'll survive** 110,000 - 120,000 Words

The Luau of '19 by StinkyStardewKitten

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From His Perspective by LisaKeb

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Incontinence, diapers and a lot of love. by R1ngAr0undTheR0sie

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Working with the devil by AnnBlane13

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Omorashi Femdom: A Collection of Men Desperate and Wetting Themselves for Women by turpindick14

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The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

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Omorashi Femdom: A Collection of Men Desperate and Wetting Themselves for Women cover

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Space, a meme adventure - Season 1 (ENG) cover

Seasons of Omorashi

Follow 2 friends with opposite personalities through the 4 seasons as they come to share a love of wetting.