Dee x Reader (Metal Family)

this is literally a fanfic I've been thinking Abt doing, yes this is satire, yes, Im prolly finna regret this days after, am I gonna hate this? probably. but yh, enjoy ig or whatever the fuck.

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After the recent authors note, all the old chapters got rewritten because every time I reread this I cringe and quite literally want to kms. Thank you for over 3k reads btw what the fuck