Funnies with my Buds
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everything that happened that are funny in my school house with people, jerks, morons, airhead, or whatever will be shown or written
yey! why is my life so full of wierd people that always do stuffs that doesn't make any sense in publc but makes sense anyway! because its funny hahah!! lololololololol. ^.^
note: all the word written are all translated to english because we have a weird language called Filipino... mabuhay! (long live!) ang (the) Pilipinas! (Philippines!)
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