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Romeo and Paris ("Romeo and Juliet" rewrite for comedic purposes)

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(3/21) Uhh important: this is most likely going to be scrapped completely for certain reasons.

Romeo: an impulsive noble in mourning.
Paris: An intriguing yet charming Aristocrat with a dark secret. 
Two starcrossed lovers kept apart by the tenacious societal customs of Renaissance Italy, both struggling to contain their own emotional desires as they go day by day discovering themselves further. Both set eyes upon the same woman, yet somehow a chance encounter between them at a party begins the spark of a blossoming romance, spreading like wildfire to envelope their lives in such tension that had to break soon. When Paris is cast away from Romeo, all it takes to rekindle the passionate admiration flaring in his heart is a single phrase: "I love thou". Is it fate for them to love forever, or will they forever remain secluded from the embrace of the other?

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If it wasn't already obvious, this is satirical and only because I have no life. No, none of this is serious this isnt some weird attempt to change actual literature.
joint project with @Get-shiggy_with-itAll Rights Reserved

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